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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.1s

- ...could you die from the odour? - An overdose of odour. Good question.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

- What do you mean? - He moves them from side to side...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5s

- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No, no. See, that's no good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- ...he's reading from one of his novels. - Owen March. I never heard of him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

You got a line in a Woody Allen movie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

- I don't have a washcloth. - Use a paper towel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

You mean "a career."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.5s

...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

If you did, I'd have a car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

I would like a car alarm like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.3s

- Well, he's not a baseball player. - Yeah, that's true.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.5s

- ...slammed into us with a blue Escort. - Blue Escort?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.9s

- How you gonna hold it on there? - Use a belt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

- Cookies don't liquefy. - They do. You can liquefy a cookie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.4s

"Owen March, prominent author and essayist, suffered a stroke yesterday...