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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's a turnoff, man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Still with the neck hole?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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What is wrong with my body?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Please stop. Let me help you with that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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She did a full-body flex on a pickle jar.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, it's a scene.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I asked if I could borrow a sweater. -A cashmere sweater.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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We couldn't carry on a conversation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Insert a knife into the center and twist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-You got a little rage. -I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No, I told you. It's just a dry run.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-What are you doing? -I found a spot on the kitchen floor.