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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

Oh, Diane. Diane, come here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.6s

...to come up with a theme for their careers anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.6s

Yeah. The hot water takes a while to come on. So the best thing to do...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

So the police come over to your house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.1s

...to just pick a finger and you show it to the person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You don't have to call it. That's a rule!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.5s

This is a place to live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You ought to at least take a look at it. - Really? Why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...then come back and take a shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

It makes them a lot tougher to spot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

Well, it was nice to meet you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

How did you get in here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

Jerry, you can barbecue back here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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So you think to yourself, you know, you watch TV, you think:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

You would still wanna move in here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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A couple of hours ago. The police are coming right over.