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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...and I threw out my couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

French fries, out. BLT, out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

- I'll never feel comfortable. - Oh, get out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.7s

So she pulls up alongside of me, gives me the finger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.2s

- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...as a kid, you have a certain way of working out disagreements.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.8s

Look at this, look at this. Eggs, out. Coffee, out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I know what you're saying now. - It's time you got out of here, anyway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

They fill out the report.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3s

- Is that clear? - I'll eat out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

She wanted to thank us for the apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

...and smashing it over my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

Diane gave me the greatest back rub today. She's a masseuse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

My roommate starts rehearsal tonight on Carousel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

This is my new next-door neighbour, Diane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

I visit my grandparents, they're eating big brisket sandwiches.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.8s

Because I spent my money on the Clapco D-29.