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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...I wanted to talk to you about something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

Yeah, Jerry, I have to conserve...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.6s

...to a 31 on all my jeans.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

Why did you have to mention unlisted number?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.7s

Elaine, you should admire me. I'm aspiring to date a giving person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4s

It's probably so the woman has one last chance to change her mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4.3s

What am I doing? I'm dating a woman who happens to be sponsoring...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Why do you have to do that for? Who cares about your pant size?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Yeah, well, if I didn't do something, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Oh, I'll tell her I met some guy who knew her and he gave it to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- How's the sexual chemistry? - Haven't been in the lab yet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Maya Angelou. - Oh, the poet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Where is the depravity? - No depravity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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And that's why they need the glasses?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3s

Do the bums ever complain, Soup again?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

You're cut off! You're out of the loop!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You leave me no choice. You're the media now...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

- You're buying a speedboat? - See, we're already off the subject...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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