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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- ...he's reading from one of his novels. - Owen March. I never heard of him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.4s

No, no, no. That'll- It'll drip all over him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5s

- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No, no. See, that's no good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

I mean, they had no medicine, no drugs...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.5s

...no technology, no equipment. Basically, they were there first.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

You don't know how to act.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

I don't know, but he's unconscious.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

All I need is the sickness. That is the most important one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

- Anyone know first aid? - Do something with the extremities.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.9s

- Hey, you seen the paper yet? - Interestingly enough, no...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- But that's my car. - I didn't know it was yours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- What are you gonna do with it? - I don't know. Drive around.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.2s

Thanks. "The extent of the damage would've been far less severe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.5s

...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.