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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- What did she name the kid? - You wouldn't believe it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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The thing I don't understand about the suicide person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't go for nonrefundable deals.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...you don't wanna mess with it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't like to give out bites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't get that whole suicide machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How will you do that? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't think so. You know, they're so fragile.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...I don't really know where the Stooges are right now...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't get you. Who goes on vacation without a job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why these people don't succeed at life to begin with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...for some reason, they don't die, and then that's it. They stop trying.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Because they give up too easy. I say pills don't work, try a rope.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What was the dream?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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No, more like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You will show me the Stooges? - I will show you the Stooges.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Is this the proper venue?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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We're sending the results to Washington.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- No, the full-size. - No, junior.