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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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All right. Nice work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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All right. Taxi's on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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All right. I'll be back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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He just went in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Your nancy-boy cream leaked all over the pockets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Found that little cutie in the pocket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Yeah, all right. Well, tell you what I will do, Bania.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Twice. I wanna go twice. - All right, let's be reasonable, Bania.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...is she gonna be in the spokesmodel category?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...and then sequestered in a one-bedroom suite...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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So you're having sex, then all of a sudden you blurt out:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I'm taking you out for dinner. All I want is a little ticket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Why does a man wanna see a woman in fur?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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See, the thing is, I'm in an awkward position here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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It looked just like the jacket I brought in to be dry-cleaned.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...but I need a dry-cleaning ticket that's in the pocket of those pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant...