NEW!   Follow YARN on Instagram New Stuff, Yummies

Missing a fave video? Suggest a film, show or song! Click to email us!

Find old favorites and new gems in clips to explore

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E03 The Glasses

1.5s

...that's an onion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.5s

You mugged Steven Hawking?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E03 The Glasses

2.8s

I don't know what to believe. Eating onions, spotting dimes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

2.7s

So, what's your son doing now, Dr. Stevens?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.7s

Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

2.9s

There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

2s

You wanted the machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

1.2s

You're always thrown off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

3.6s

You go, Oh, I- I didn't know you were there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

3.5s

So here's two people who hate each other, don't really ever wanna talk...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

3.1s

...but the phone machine is like this relationship respirator...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

2.6s

...keeping these marginal, brain-dead relationships alive.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

4.4s

We do it so when we come home, you can see the little flashing red light.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

1.9s

You see, people need that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

3.6s

I ate the whole plate. I didn't know. I thought they were peanuts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

4.8s

No, no. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

3.2s

What'd you say, it's /ik e E/mer Fudd sitting on a juicer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

2.9s

You think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

3.4s

Well, first of all, Elmer Fudd is one of the most beloved...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

3s

It's like Coco Chanel going out with a fishmonger.