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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.5s

Welcome back to the show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Well, I guess she's batted around and she's back at the top of the order.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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No, he's up on the roof getting some sun with the butter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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By the way, Jerry, the suspenders...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.9s

-Who? -The toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-And you're the shark? -Yeah. I'm the shark.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-For what is broth-- -I'm not the one doing the cooking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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That's the end of that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Oh, Moses, smell the roses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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The sweet stench of failure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Hey, Laney. How's the trip going?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

And laughter is the best medicine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I mean, what's the deal with cancer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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And he's the fish eating my laughs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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And what's the deal with lamp shades?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Why do dogs drink out of the toilet?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Because I killed first and warmed up the crowd.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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That thing you did, the two guys running through?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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He's like that fish that attaches himself to the shark.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Let's see how Bania does without the cushy time slot.