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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And those laws do not work in the adult world.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and I threw out my couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and smashing it over my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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My roommate starts rehearsal tonight on Carousel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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This is my new next-door neighbour, Diane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I visit my grandparents, they're eating big brisket sandwiches.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Because I spent my money on the Clapco D-29.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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This is gonna be my new place. I'm living here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Your Honour, my client did ask for the front seat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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So you think to yourself, you know, you watch TV, you think:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You tip him? - You can.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You got odds. - You got evens.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You could take it? You want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You found the place. - You won the choose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'll choose you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Nice meeting you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'll tell you what, I'll choose you for it.