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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-All right. -Katie works for Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Once he passes the test, you'll have sex and you'll be fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What? -I think.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't understand. -Exactly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That's sixth grade, seventh grade-- -I understand.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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How am I gonna fill two hours?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Wait a second. I know what's happening.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.