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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...you never know how they're gonna look at this.

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- What am I gonna do? - Who told you about Martin?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Elle Macpherson gonna be there? - I gotta call her back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...

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If it's gonna be a physical test, I wanna do well.

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I'm a man who respects a good coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. I was just being friendly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You can say what you want about me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Let me ask you something. How long do you have to wait...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You will show me the Stooges? - I will show you the Stooges.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...while you insult my toothbrush.

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If you named a kid Rasputin...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...you don't wanna mess with it.

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- Are you sure? - Forget it. Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Have you thought about me? - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Are you sure he can't hear anything?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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All right. So, what did you do?