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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It's three blocks further. You could use my shopping cart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, I love you. You know, you can only hold out for so long.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...because they call it the waiting room. They're gonna use it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It's all set up for you to wait.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- It's a scam. Who told you to do that? - It was embarrassing to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I don't know why you don't go to Joe's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...because you don't have to be home on time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So I said to him... I said, You little phoney.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So you want to come up for a few minutes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So you want me to get the books, is that it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You don't have to pay the $35 I gave the chiropractor...

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You sit there and you got your little magazine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Am I supposed to wear a kerchief...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Do they scalp tickets to these things?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Unless you're married to a dictator. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I was trying to make a point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What do you need it for after you read it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You can't. It's impossible.