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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping-Pong table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...you have nothing in common with...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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He had a Ping-Pong table. We were friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Ever noticed if a guy's in his driveway working on something with tools...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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At least with a woman there's a precedent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I've come to the conclusion that there are certain friends in your life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Listen, George. A little problem with the game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It's gonna be hot in a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What can I do? - Deal with it. Be a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Staring at each other in a defunct relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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The least she could do is send me off with a sandwich.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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No. As a guy, I don't know how I can break up with another guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- Is there a real bird in the back? - No, there's no bird, but...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I even kicked a guy in the groin once, and he didn't cry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So my shrink wants me to bring my mother in for a session.