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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

3.6s

Intravenous, heart-lung machine. I never felt better in my life.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E06 The Bare Midriff

2.2s

'Cause my whole life has changed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E03 The Jacket

3.2s

This jacket has completely changed my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.6s

My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E11 The Little Jerry

1.7s

-I named my chicken after you. -Thanks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

3.1s

This is what my life has come to: Trying to meet a mute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.7s

Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2.7s

- For one thing, don't listen to him. - I'll tell you what you do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

4.8s

Well, you know, I was thinking, if things don't exactly...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.5s

Could I look at uneven eyebrows for the rest of my life?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E03 The Glasses

2.1s

I don't know how that guy got my name.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad

3.3s

We're all buying them. I must have bought 6000 Bics in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

4s

Hi, my name is Bill, and the one thing I'm worried about is having a stereo...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S07E06 The Bare Midriff

2.4s

I used to do this for my mom all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.6s

...to a 31 on all my jeans.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

4.1s

As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E02 The Trip (2)

2.4s

- Why are you using my name? - Don't be a baby.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

1.8s

I mean, I met them three times in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E07 The Bubble Boy

3s

...for my dry cleaner. I never know what to write on these things.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E08 The Heart Attack

2.5s

I like being on a respirator.