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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Who's Cartwright?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...who is that woman In the stripes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I went out with a guy who did it all the time. You slip them 20 bucks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- George, the phone's free. - Hallelujah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...extricate myself from the proceedings...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The worst movie ever made.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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This is the one that worked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...in the world of bribery, can they?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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We haven't got much time before the movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The only excuse she might possibly have accepted...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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All right, let me get the money back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The chain reaction of calls this is gonna set off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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New York, Long Island, Florida. It's like the Bermuda Triangle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- You lost the 20. - Well, how could he do that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'm not going to Sky Burger. Besides, it's in the opposite direction.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I tell you what they should do. They should combine the two jobs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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There's nothing they can do. I like to let it ring a few times...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Make it one job. Coplgarbage man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.