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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I hate housewarmings. What are we doing here? This is ridiculous.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there returning my calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

I visit my grandparents, they're eating big brisket sandwiches.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Strictly prohibited, but if you absolutely must, do us all a big favour...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I tell you what.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

Oh, well, you know, I was cooking...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- What are you getting? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...don't worry about it, because, you know, I...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I don't know how you put up with this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...in which you didn't want it, I might take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How can I want it now, if you want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Well, what do you wanna do here? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...I don't really think we're gonna crack this case. Do you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm so sick about losing that choose. You don't know. I...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How can I ever have you over? You'll sit there moping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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If I don't get back in five minutes, you better call the police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I know what you're saying now. - It's time you got out of here, anyway.