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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Last time I open for a rodeo.

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Forty dollars seems kind of steep for a nap.

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- For what? - For my maid services.

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- Let me give it to you. - Looking for a good time, sir?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Really? It's Tuesday here. What day is it there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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What did I just pay for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Kramer, maybe this relationship isn't for you.

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They heard I opened for Kenny Rogers once.

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Everything's going great, except basically, I'm paying for sex.

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That's a myth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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At a rodeo.

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And a deadbolt.

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She's not a maid. She might be a newswoman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- ...or a newswoman. - Newswoman.

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- You booked me for today. - But you really didn't do any work.

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But you took a nap in it.

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- Hello? - You have a collect call from-

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- There's no G-Bone. - There's a G-Spot.

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Notice what? She's not really even a maid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Elaine got a new number because she died.