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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Ted Danson. How are you comparing us to Ted Danson?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You know how much Ted Danson makes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Ted Danson is not even on the network anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Would you stop with the Ted Danson? - Well, he does.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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But this time, the good one. The Ted Danson plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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It's the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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I don't know where the wall outlets are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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I just look for a lump with two slots in it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Looks like a pig is trying to push his way through from the other side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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That's where I plug in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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My idea of the perfect living room...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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...would be the bridge on the starship Enterprise.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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You know what I mean? Big chair, nice screen, remote control.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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That's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Just hurtling through space in your living room watching TV.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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The aliens were always dropping in...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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...because Kirk was the only one that had the big screen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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They'd come over Friday nights. Klingon boxing. Got to be there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Looks is so subjective.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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- What's the difference? It's true. - So it's okay? She can have it?