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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

3.4s

You can't even commit adultery unless you already have a commitment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

3.4s

So you have to make the commitment before thinking about committing it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

1.7s

There's no commit without the commit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

3.3s

Then, once you commit, then you can commit the adultery.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.3s

Then you get caught, get divorced, lose your mind...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.3s

...which is like, you know, being in a holdup...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.2s

...and turning to the robber next to you and going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.5s

Produce section. Very provocative area.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.8s

Lots of melons and shapes. Everyone squeezing and smelling.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

3.3s

- What's her name? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.5s

It had something to do with a car or a fish.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.4s

- Yeah, I did that too. - Remember the little bankbook?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.1s

Yeah. Interest. It's an amazing thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.8s

I have friends that base their whole life on that principle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

1.6s

Why don't you put it in the bank.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.2s

- I thought you saw that. - No, I saw Home Alone 2.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.7s

Oh, right. But you hated it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

3.5s

- What's wrong? - You bought me dishwashing gloves.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.4s

- There's no fine touch. - You said gloves.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

3.8s

- Yeah, I've lost some weight. - A lot of weight.