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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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- The turkey. - Well, the turkey it'll be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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The IQ tests always have that sample question at the beginning...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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My house. You gotta be on the lease to press the buzzer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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So you got the test. You're cheating.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Nobody thinks about people the way I do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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You would have the only authentic Pakistani restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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It's like a spider in the toilet, struggling for survival.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Why must you always be the focal point of attention?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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...as opposed to, say, the franks and beans, for example.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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- I think I'll just take the check. - You bad man!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Who else would've gone to the trouble to help this immigrant?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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...you know, I've gotta tell you, I never do this, but the shrimp...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Everybody has this in their neighbourhood. It's a leather store...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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It's constantly changing. Nobody can do business there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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- Monica wants me to wear it. - Why didn't you say no?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Look at this poor guy. His family's probably back in Pakistan waiting...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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It's part of her research project, so I have to be a guinea pig.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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I've been lying about my SAT scores for 15 years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Well, it's a spider.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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...and I'll wind up going partners with him.