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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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with their grotesque penis.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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There's a space for a captain, and a space for a waiter.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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Yes, they can't just have sex with any man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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That's why we can have sex with anyone and they can't.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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You are never filled with any gratitude. You have no gratitude.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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It's a bracelet. It's not on a hand.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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You got a license, you got a blind license?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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that they have to be in love with us to have it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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They have to really love the man to get involved with their penis...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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It has to either be on a hand or on a mannequin.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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What does a captain do?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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I need a little help.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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You helped a blind man, and, to me, this was a great day.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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- It's not a problem, believe me. - I didn't mean that in a derogatory sense.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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He was a deceptive blind man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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No, I think it's a good theory.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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I had a colonoscopy two weeks ago.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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Every day's a great day for me.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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Just throw a little chair and I'm good.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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- Back up! - You're like a goddamn lion tamer.