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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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By the way, are you dating a burlesque dancer?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S03E02 The Benadryl Brownie

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Can you imagine me getting out of the limo with my date?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E04 The Lefty Call

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AND MAYBE-- IT'S BEEN A WHILE-- LET'S DOUBLE-DATE,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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I never did it with... with a black...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E01 The Car Salesman

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I'm with a customer, you see I'm with somebody?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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she's black, she maybe dates, you know...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E01 The Car Salesman

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You're with a customer, selling cars...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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- For her brains and her sense of worth. - Have you set a date aside

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S04E07 The Surrogate

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with her, because I'm a little intimidated.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S03E02 The Benadryl Brownie

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with a person that looks like she has a macaroni salad...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S03E04 The Nanny from Hell

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Yeah, well, there's a little problem with that.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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with that figure, with those boobs.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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You looked at her mole with a goddamn telescope

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E01 Meet The Blacks

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IT WAS A LITTLE BORING, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E10 The Bat Mitzvah

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I'LL HAVE A MENTAL PATIENT FACE-OFF WITH YOU ANY DAY.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S05E08 The Ski Lift

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Never slept with a lot strange women. Although I wanted to,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S06E04 The Lefty Call

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I'LL HAVE A COLON CONTEST WITH YOU ANY TIME YOU WANT.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E04 The Smiley Face

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What's $60 by comparison to intercourse with a woman like that?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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And by the way, if you're dating somebody who takes their clothes off in public,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S01E04 The Bracelet

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with their grotesque penis.