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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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Listen, I have an audition now, so if you don't mind.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

1.2s

- Oh, here he is. - I'm sorry.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

2.8s

Huh? - Let me alone. Don't yell at me.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

2.3s

They moved the audition. It's in 10 minutes.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

2.4s

I was on the phone with an ex-girlfriend who was suicidal,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

3.3s

so I couldn't exactly hang up to say I want to go to a salad bar.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

1.9s

Wait, she's going to commit suicide and she calls you?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

2.1s

A lot of people call me who are suicidal.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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I don't think you'd be my suicide call.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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- You're kidding me. - No, I don't think you'd be.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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What would bring you to the brink of suicide?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

2.1s

So you'd be calling the guy who caused you to... okay.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

2.3s

By the way, are you dating a burlesque dancer?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

2.4s

- What makes you say that? - We heard.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

2.6s

I didn't say anything bad. I said she was beautiful.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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- Why do you have to blab about my personal life? - What do you mean?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

1.9s

You didn't swear him to secrecy. What's the big deal?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

1.8s

Hey, if it wasn't for fucking burlesque,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

1.4s

we wouldn't have chaplin or the Marx brothers.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E02 The Safe House

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Oh, chaplin was a great pole dancer.