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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E10 The Massage

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- I'm not gonna wait for this. - Just wait your turn.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E10 The Massage

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and he called the police.

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and she even said the name and she's pregnant...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E10 The Massage

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He getting more than just a massage.

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Because if I just told you the truth about that...

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I had the fork, and the guy caught me taking the fork out of the restaurant...

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Just have him get it all over his face...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E10 The Massage

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I'm sorry, I know this sounds strange. I just...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E10 The Massage

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- Can I just- - Yeah, on my arm, that's wild.

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- Just sit down, honey. - I gotta get him a fork.

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and have dogs come up maybe and lick it off him.

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Then how do I know that this just isn't a lie?

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And then if we're feeling frisky...

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and a tattoo of a star.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E10 The Massage

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I know. But I'm uncomfortable with him just sitting out there waiting for us.

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I got some leftovers here. Maybe I'll just get him a doggie bag or something.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E10 The Massage

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it means that I'm just a truthful person who would tell you the truth about anything.

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and finally she said that somebody cancelled their appointment.

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And she said that one of my friends was gonna get pregnant, Carrie...

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- And you have a good evening. - Yes, you, too, thank you very much.