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The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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I thought your name was Pudge.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Yeah, but ours was real, Michael.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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The baler can flatten a car engine.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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It's not a trash compactor!

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Don't disrespect a baler, Mike.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Anybody want to take a guess?

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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It's a big red trash compactor.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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What about a long-sleeved tee?

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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A depression that includes weight gain,

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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All right, all right, I got it! I got it!

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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That's called having a fat butt, Michael.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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That's the danger I found myself in today.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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You need a license to operate this machine.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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It's not safe. You don't have a license.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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That's like a half an hour, every hour?

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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It's recommended that you take a 10-minute break

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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You always want to keep a sweater or cardigan

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it?