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The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Well, Pam and I have eloped.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Well, then it will be easier for you.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Well, then... Hey, you know what? Let's just talk.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Well, that goes without saying. I'm gonna say it anyway.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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I don't know you. But I need to know you in order to sell to you.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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I'll talk to you...

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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(SIGHS) This is going to be hard for me to speak today,

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Toby Flenderson to the principal's office.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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And I like to pack heavy.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Then listen to your iPod, Pam. That's dangerous.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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I think if they got to know me,

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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Yes, Karen? Do you need to go pump?

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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No, I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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and I have used that to memorize your name.

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Karen will be right here to take you over. Okay.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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and send it in an e-mail to my team.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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or a sperm machine that did this to you or...

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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'Cause I have a mortgage now. Got to bring home the bucks.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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But then you fall asleep and there's nothing for me to do.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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I am talking about how you all need to sell an experience.