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The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

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I want to start my own business.

The Office (2005) - S09E08 The Target

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And I just called to say...

The Office (2005) - S09E16 Moving On

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I just got to get something off my chest.

The Office (2005) - S09E08 The Target

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I asked Andy, and he told me to "chillax,"

The Office (2005) - S09E04 Work Bus

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And I'm Clark. I like to eat toilet paper.

The Office (2005) - S09E06 The Boat

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Hey, some buddies and I are going to poor Richard's

The Office (2005) - S09E02 Roy's Wedding

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My friends are Scott, Glenn and Rob,

The Office (2005) - S09E09 Dwight Christmas

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and I did it, and I loved doing it.

The Office (2005) - S09E02 Roy's Wedding

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Clark, you and I need to have a little chat.

The Office (2005) - S09E19 Stairmageddon

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Oscar is the one who opened my eyes to who I really am.

The Office (2005) - S09E16 Moving On

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And, Alice, I understand

The Office (2005) - S09E16 Moving On

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and deal with it, and I did.

The Office (2005) - S09E09 Dwight Christmas

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My brother dared me to memorize it,

The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

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and I'm about to prove it.

The Office (2005) - S09E06 The Boat

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but you might get to meet my friend Flipper.

The Office (2005) - S09E08 The Target

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One of my jobs is to input customer complaints

The Office (2005) - S09E15 Couples Discount

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and we had to send him to a farm.

The Office (2005) - S09E06 The Boat

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Oh! I have to go to the bathroom!

The Office (2005) - S09E16 Moving On

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I can fire anyone who steals my girlfriend.

The Office (2005) - S09E16 Moving On

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I just got off the phone with my doctor,