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The Office (2005) - S06E16 The Manager and the Salesman

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Have a seat.

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Got a lot of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.

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Before we conceive a child,

The Office (2005) - S06E16 The Manager and the Salesman

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What if it's a girl?

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All right. That's a good one.

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Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

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I didn't know we had a tape measure.

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You're not allowed to impersonate a police officer.

The Office (2005) - S06E16 The Manager and the Salesman

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Otherwise the baby's gonna become a teenager in there,

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I want to have a child for business reasons

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then weaned onto a nutrient-rich, winter vegetable mash

The Office (2005) - S06E16 The Manager and the Salesman

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The key is under... I don't need a key.

The Office (2005) - S06E16 The Manager and the Salesman

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I need a baby. I'll never outsell Jim and Pam without one.

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Hey, did I tell you we're gonna have a baby?

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Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life.

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it is important that we bang out a parenting contract.

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It's been a long time since we've come down here separately.

The Office (2005) - S06E16 The Manager and the Salesman

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My cousin came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus.

The Office (2005) - S06E16 The Manager and the Salesman

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Okay, Dwight, but if you do need a key, just listen, it's under the...

The Office (2005) - S06E16 The Manager and the Salesman

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In fact, a few years back, I put an ad in the paper starting an escort service.