Mystery solved.

Ugh. I'm not eating mystery meat.

It is mysterious, because the buttons are on the wrong side.

Oh, boy, I got a couple of tickets

I just couldn't picture any of them in the old gold and gray.

Except instead of a boy I'm a man,

We hadn't even thought of that, had we, boy?

Okay, we need a gold-ticket idea to get us out of this mess. Yes?

I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life.

a bit of a "boy who cried wolf" dynamic with David Wallace.

There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five.

And at the end of it all, one lucky boy would be crowned hay king.

I mean that's something right there true plus I can talk to about the origins of my last name it's all gold guys are usually my best customers they buy the high end stuff like the beads in the sequence and stuff for