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The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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I just got out of the shower. I'll be one second.

The Office (2005) - S05E17 Golden Ticket

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because it is my responsibility as manager of this branch

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Okay, we need a gold-ticket idea to get us out of this mess. Yes?

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and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy so...

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This is huge. That's what she said.

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With all my heart.

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It was all my idea.

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To keep secrets from my computer.

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No. No. It is my idea.

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But now it turns out that it's a great idea,

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I did fall on my sword once.

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Right. You know, plowing my own acres.

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from the second it touches my tongue

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Oh, I am. In my own words.

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We could lease them out on the weekends... Too many words.

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of all office supplies.

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Great. I need something to wipe my hand.

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How dare you, Dwight? It is my idea.

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Now, there's butter on my desk. That was melting.

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to the moment it's metabolized by my stomach acid,