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The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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And I was four and I was great.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four,

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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...they are located underneath the seats all along the perimeter of the boat.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

2.8s

He's let me steer the ship for the last hour.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Early in the morning?

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

1.9s

Actually, I'm the skipper. Okay.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Wow, you should be the motivational speaker.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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How would you like to steer the ship, Dwight?

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Captain Jack says you should look at the moon.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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I know you did this, 'cause you're friends with the vending machine guy.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Hey. Hello.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

1.1s

Jim!

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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What's up, buddy? This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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That's weird. A dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff, okay?

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

1.9s

Who, Steve? Yeah, Steve.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Whatever his name is. What do I want? What do I want?

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

1.6s

It's a pencil cup.

The Office (2005) - S02E11 Booze Cruise

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Oh, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup. I don't think so, I just bought it.