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The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I had to find a new dojo after Sensei Ira and I parted ways.

The Office (2005) - S09E21 Livin' the Dream

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I will now perform my final kata forms.

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and everything to gain from you leaving.

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Just wait and send it to voice mail.

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I earned my black belt in goju ryu martial arts.

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but I have broken a few boards in my day.

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I have nothing to gain from getting you to stay,

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to my black belt ceremony, right here in the office at lunch,

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I would like to invite you all

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So I saw you talking to Wallace earlier.

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what I was about to say is Dwight--

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I wanted to offer you a new position.

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You're finally gonna get to go out and flap your wings.

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I now submit to you every part of myself.

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- You're going to watch me, right? - Yes, I will.

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That is a real job, and one I'd be proud to take.

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Hey, I didn't get a chance to say it, but...