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The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

3.6s

I had to make Andy my number two. It's political, complicated.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

2.9s

To intimidate my subordinates. That's stupid.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

3.8s

The time has come to name my own replacement. So...

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

3.1s

Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet. Go.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

3.6s

my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

4.4s

So that's my basic five-year plan and then after that who knows?

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

1.5s

I am going to begin this process

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

3.3s

Can I have a late checkout? I'll have to talk to the manager.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

4.5s

But I would also like the title to be secretly applied to you.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

3.5s

I am going to be your new boss.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

4.8s

I want you to be assistant regional manager.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

4.7s

I wanted to thank you for helping me

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

2.7s

It's like I'm staring into my soul when I look at this wall.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

3.5s

And the sheets are made of fire. Can I change rooms?

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

4.6s

Instead, today I will begin my first lecture in a long series of lectures

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

3.8s

which is near Ithaca, New York where I went to Cornell.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

3.4s

You're not off to a very good start, Bernard. I agree.

The Office (2005) - S03E23 Beach Games

4s

Although, publicly, I am going to retain the assistant regional manager position.