You gotta be this cool for coffee.

He's not just here for the coffee, Jim. Wake up.

Dwight, be human for once shut down the machine.

I was on an IV for two days at the hospital.

So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital?

In fact, I feel like part of what I'm getting paid for here is my loyalty.

to get to your house for the party tonight,

breasts not for me for my children this roots produce very thirsty babies there you go nice steaming hot Cup of Joe thank

So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael.

Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car for special occasions.