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The Office (2005) - S05E05 Employee Transfer

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Jack Bauer and Eli Whitney.

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and just laugh about all of this.

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because I called admissions and it looks like

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And your affiliation with Cornell will end completely.

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And if you leave on Friday by 5:00,

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And you will not be pleased with the result!

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And you will be hearing from the Cornell Application Department.

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"and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth."

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I totally understand, and I just want to assure you that

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Cornell is a good school, and I want to better myself

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Take that down.

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Excuse me?

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Take that down.

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You know, I once dated a couple guys from Cornell.

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They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.

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I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you.

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It's pronounced "Colonel." It's the highest rank in the military.

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It's pronounced "Cornell." It's the highest rank in the lvy League.

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Andy, let's just talk about this man to man after work.

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Fine. What do you say, okay?