The feeling of pure risk.

Of genitalia.

"thrill of risk."

The only true form of safe sex...

Of perfectly normal genitalia.

As part of an office presentation

Who can tell me the safest form of safe sex?

Andy, that's way too personal of a question.

Is because many of us here have never stood up

I have already contacted all of my ex-lovers except for you.

- the woods behind the liquor store, the swamp behind the old folk's home ... - electric car dealership ... - the democratic primary

- We were never lovers. - I'm gonna need a list of every men you've ever had sex with.

Andy, the reason it seems more recent

What's the safest way to go skiing?

to destroy the stigma about gay kissing.

Creed, I had that in the cons column,

Okay. Unplanned pregnancy. Going in the pros column.

- Yep. Just a cold sore. - Just a cold sore.

Thank you. Phyllis, I don't have acne.

'cause it's on my genitals, genius.