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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

I kept saying to myself, Keep it up, don't blow it. You're doing great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.1s

I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

- You do it for me. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

...I think I brought it up because I like that commercial. No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3s

Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.8s

- You do not. - Absolutely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

She can't wait to see me, we're having dinner tonight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.4s

We should do this again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.7s

Whatever you want to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

When women smile, I don't know what it means.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

- Micro. - How do you feel, confident?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

It keeps me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.6s

I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee so I can spit it in your face!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.4s

Get up, get up. It's her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

I don't want coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.8s

I don't think so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2s

I've seen you. It's been driving me crazy.