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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.4s

- Was it what I said about her sister? - It has nothing to do with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

- Why not? - I guess because it's her job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.4s

Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. I don't get it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

...it's irresistible.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.9s

- Is that it? - Pretty much.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.1s

I wanna know what I did to this woman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- What? - No, no. It's all right. Great.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.6s

- I didn't pick up anything. - The second time I sent noodles back...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.9s

- So? - I want the massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Whatever. If I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't mind being set up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...I thought she made a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.2s

Well, nothing. I didn't actually say that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- Not everybody likes everybody. - I wasn't nice?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, I don't know. Maybe you haven't.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- You hesitated. - I was blowing on the coffee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Did you ask her? - I put her hands there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.1s

- Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.3s

- I can see that. - I'm getting out of here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You were very nice. - I bent over backwards for that woman!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't even know her sister! But if she's getting tickets...