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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She bought.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.8s

She's supposed to call me when she gets home.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

4.6s

Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She invited me up! Coffee's not coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I can't imagine what she must think of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm needy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.4s

Her machine broke, and she's been using her old machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

She can't wait to see me, we're having dinner tonight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Unless she goes for the bathroom, that's my only chance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I wasn't sure if she wanted me to ask her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She invites me up at 12:00 at night for coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.1s

She didn't know if I was trying to get in touch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.2s

Yesterday, I'm a volcano.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm planning a Wednesday call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.8s

I'm dead. I'm a dead man. That's it, I'm dead. I'm a dead man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.6s

That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

3.1s

I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.