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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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What's the word there? Offing. It's in the offing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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How can I not think about it? Look at the size of this thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Of course, I'm from Long Island, so...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I look at her, I see the nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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And I really like her. I know that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- ...are a little short of perfection. - A little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I go to bed, I tell myself, Don't think about the nose. I think about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Yeah, right. I wish I had something on my mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- ...but I don't know. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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And I know one other thing:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I don't think this is working.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Can I get you anything? - I'm good.

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- Hawaii? - Anyway, I think it would be great...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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The doctor said they need to build the lateral wall of the septum. Over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- And again, I'm not suggesting. - I know. They're good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- I didn't encourage. No encourage. - Peter Jennings had one?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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So anyway, you know what I was thinking about?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- You see this paranasal sinus cavity? - Oh, I got it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- You bump into anybody you knew? - I had a job interview.