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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because you're not a dermatologist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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But it's not a photograph. I need a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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No. You're not taking a deli slicer to my boss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You're not a doctor. You shouldn't have books like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- And on your dates. - And shopping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, at the Yankees, it was all about smoothing things over...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...you know, chiseling away, grinding down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You won't regret this, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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The boom-box incident.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Summer of '89, I'm at the beach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I go into the surf. When I come out...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...my clothes, my towel, my umbrella, they're all gone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Yeah. - Seems reasonable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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So now the father is screaming at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Yeah. - Yeah, grinders, sanders, whetstones.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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It is a horrible company. There is no management whatsoever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I could go hog-wild in there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...