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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Oh, right, the big party.

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I celebrate Festivus.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I don't understand what the big deal is.

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Celebrate! How about some champagne?

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...I don't really celebrate Christmas.

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...to celebrate her birthday on the Monday after the weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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Well, what's the competition? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

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Big, big payroll project.

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The big market with the big board.

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Oh, and she's on-stage cooking dinner for some celebrity?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-What's the value of the book? -About $200 Miss DeMooney.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Now, I'm the office skank.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I don't read in the bathroom.

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- Was she a big woman? - Big? No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...what do you read in the bathroom?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Now, what is the problem with this book?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I can't sell the book. It's been marked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Did you take that book with you into the bathroom?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Mister, we're trying to help the homeless here. It's bad enough...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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We made out at the table like our plane was going down.