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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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-...date number two. -That is so old.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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But after seeing you a couple of times...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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-A dollar nineteen. -I'll give you a quarter.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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Get the hell out of here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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All starches are a scam.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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I'm like a commercial jingle.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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-What do you think of the catalog? -Stinks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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He-- He has a real confidence problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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First, it's a little irritating. You hear it a few times. You hum it in the shower.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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She got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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If there's any doubt, I do a leave-behind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3.3s

That is the last time they screw up one of my orders.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

5.1s

I'm pretty sure I left it behind the cushion of the chair, accidentally.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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Whether you're aware of it or not, George had this pathetic little plan...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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How about we leave and come back in a week?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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Too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing going on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3.1s

Well, then you wouldn't mind if we took a second look around?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

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...to leave something behind so he could try and weasel a second date.