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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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What the hell is a gander, anyway?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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This is a huge project involving...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...Iots of numbers and papers and folders.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...but by the end, it's buried under a pile of gaffes and bad puns.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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A tractor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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She's not a me. I'm a me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-And then? -I lost them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...and change the nameplate to lchabod Crane?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Hands a little smelly?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...and they grafted her big toes on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...she's just a liar, right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...stick a pumpkin under its arm...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I'm against all it's me's. So self-absorbed and egotistical.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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All right. And here are your ailments for this week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...and then when they call, we pretend we're the cleaning service.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-Maybe a little too firm? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Well, l-- I know, when I'm a little strapped...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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The only reason I got out to get a bite today...