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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Let the kids see a real, live Yankee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.