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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Does she want me to take my clothes off? Is she taking her clothes off?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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But what if she takes hers off? She'll feel humiliated.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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What if I take mine off and she still has hers on?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Hate them with a passion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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- You looking for a job? - Me? Why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Wait a second. What are you doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Who are you, Satan? I'm close to a job here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...but I swore I would never work for a big brokerage house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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How'd you like a Hare Krishna fist down your throat, you little punk?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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It was a pleasure doing business with you, but I have to get going.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Which market? The... The big one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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The big market with the big board.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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The biggest loser in the history of American literature.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I hate the big brokerage houses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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- You can imagine the taunts I'd hear. - Like what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Okay. What time is your job interview, George?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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You're comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I feel when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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...no plates, no brake lights, no rear-view mirror.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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Look at that one.