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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Now I'm in the worst position of all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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We were talking about that commercial. In fact...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yesterday, I'm a volcano.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Coffee's coffee in the morning, not at 12:00 at night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm planning a Wednesday call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She didn't know if I was trying to get in touch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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For me to ask a woman out, I gotta get into a mental state...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm dead. I'm a dead man. That's it, I'm dead. I'm a dead man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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No, no, that can happen. I've read about that in medical journals.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Because instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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That way, I only have to do wash once a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee so I can spit it in your face!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.