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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Beautiful women. You know, they get away with murder.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.1s

That's the ticket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.1s

I was thinking, if we extend the doors all the way down to the floor-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.6s

Well, I was dropping off the calzone money for the week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2s

You don't work in the rain?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.1s

- You like the lost and found, George? - Definitely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- And you attribute this to the calzone? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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We're gonna stick with the calzones from Paisano's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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What's he gonna do? That's exactly the point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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My friend put them in the pizza oven.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Neither rain nor sleet nor- It's the first one!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.1s

I'm like a drug dealer. I got the guy hooked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2s

I go to drop a buck in the tip jar...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.5s

I mean, if they don't notice it, what's the point?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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You're lucky to have doors. When I was in the Army-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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You got a little junk on your lip, by the way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.1s

So let me ask you a question about the tip cup...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.4s

From 1973 to 1982, I ate the exact same lunch every day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...because I had a little thing with the calzone guy there this week.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Are you out of your mind? You'd suffocate in there.